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That scary-ass moment when you’re on a long trip and stop at a gas station and your mom says in a low whispering voice “Oh my god! Look behind us! That’s the same car that was next to us earlier and turned off!” And then when we’re on our way she asks for you to check the back of the car for a person and then tells you a scary story about a murder like that.

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ten-after-two:

and thus coming to the conclusion that there is more to music than looks, fame, and fortune. and yet anyone can find any meaning to a song/band if it makes them happy and they can relate to it in their own way.

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For the next hour I’ll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you’re anon.

imbringinghealthyback:

I doubt I’ll get any.

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mean-gun:

gpoy

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must-be-a-lesbian:

aw she lurv the pussy x

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i-gave-my-heart-to-rock-n-roll:

“I mean look at me. Every year I get half as pretty and twice as drunk”

“If that is true Madam, you must have started as the most beautiful creature that has ever lived”

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unkindnesss-of-ravens:

+Wife(s): Milla Jovovich

At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a baby because I felt myself to be an adult, but my mum forbid it. Right now, I feel like a teenager and I want to have fun for one or two more years before starting a family.

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How Bad Can I Be? by Ed Helms from the album: Dr. Seuss' The Lorax

wasserplane:

Once-lings, please rise for your national anthem.

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Korra & her (poorly executed) comebacks

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